I would really love to keep this review short and sweet but that’s almost impossible because AVENGERS was just too awesome!
That’s right! MARVEL’S AVENGERS was a huge success, earning over $1 Billion worldwide and also the title of the FIRST MOVIE EVER to make a 9-digit sum in just 2 weeks after its première!
I must admit that AVENGERS was a movie that I initially thought would turn out bad because of the saying, “too many chefs will spoil the soup”, but I was proven wrong. All it needed was a sure-to-succeed recipe that they could follow and in this case, the mighty amazing Director Joss Wheden (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) was their ultimate cookbook.

I’d have to admit that the opening sequence for this highly anticipated movie was rather dull but the remarkable flow of the movie salvaged it. Thankfully, the origin of each member was not looked into for this movie that was meant to be a sequel for several other movies. We were brought right-smack into the middle of a situation and all the characters were introduced with just the right amount of information for first comers to understand it and for long-time fans to not find it too repetitive.
It started off with the usual cheesy “galactic scene” where aliens are putting earthlings down but cooler, with the presence of an immortal who is also a super villain with ravishing looks– Loki (Tom Hiddleston).

Planning to retrieve their powerful glowing cube known as tesseract from Earth, Loki paid a visit to S.H.I.E.L.D with a grand entrance nonetheless. That was where everything started to happen really quickly after the cautiously calculative Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) called for the AVENGERS to be assembled in the nick of time (no pun intended) to save the world together.
Another reason why I loved this movie is because Director Joss Wheden cleverly addressed each and every single superhero’s ego and personality into the film using specific scenes of them fighting each other. Among them was the long awaited fight between Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) and Captain America (Chris Evans). The lines were genuinely epic and the cast did a fantastic job in their portrayal of their roles. The flow of the film was perfect, the sequences were great and there was almost no dead time throughout the whole film.

Bringing your attention back to our fabulous cast, a character you need to look out for would be the Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo). This is probably one of the best on-screen Hulk performance and I really liked how Joss Wheden managed to divert our focus from one character to another, especially with the presence of a character that have always been in the spotlight throughout the whole film, like Hulk. I was never once a Hulk fan but I’d have to admit that Bruce Banner stole the show with his green bum, no wait, it’s Mark Ruffalo’s noticeable chemistry with Robert Downey Jr. in their comedic scenes. This just might be your only chance to catch the sexy green giant with ‘anger management issues’ working as part of an amazing team.


Another character to look out for would be the noble but bossy Captain America, who also happened to be ridiculously cute in his old-fashioned way. Being awakened from a nap too long, the captain was still as brave and upright as he was before he was genetically modified. It was no surprise for the stubborn and practical captain to be in bad terms with the snarky and snobbish owner of Stark Industries. Remember when I told you their lines were genuinely funny? Check this scene out!
Iron Man told Captain America, “No offense, but I don’t play well with others”And so the captain posed him a question,“ Big man and a suit armour, take that away, what are you?”
Being witty and self-obsessed as usual, Tony replied “ Uh… Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?”
Two insanely adorable and powerful superheroes battling it out with their words of wisdom was just too much to resist! My advice? Take note whenever the self-proclaimed philanthropist (Iron Man) is around, it’s either going to be some cool kick-ass scenes or super duper hilarious lines coming up! Need we say more about the man whom most of us are so familiar and in love with?
Of course, we cannot forget about the almighty Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and his super villain brother, Loki, who pretty much continued from where they left off in their last Thor movie. I must say that the duo made a heavenly couple, looking so perfect as immortal brothers but sadly, Loki had to play the role of the adopted younger brother who has lived through disappointment in his brother’s shadow. Hiddleston looked more like a high-fashion model than an actor with his exclusive super villain outfit while Hemsworth looked like he could easily close an advertisement deal for a hair product with his lusciously golden locks.

To bring a whole team of extraordinary super heroes can be tough but leave it to Nicky Fury to make them settle all their differences or should I say, put all their crap away and join forces to kick some ass, in this case, alien asses. It could not have been done without the sacrifice of one of his beloved S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Coulson (played by Clark Gregg), who turned out to be Captain America’s number one fan, or should I say, a HARDCORE FAN OF CAPTAIN AMERICA!!! Who knew Clark Gregg would make such a cute fan boy?!

I personally felt that Agent Maria Hill (played by How-I-Met-Your-Mother star Cobie Smulders) did not leave much of an impression on me, perhaps because she did not appear much in the movie. Another famous actor who had too little screen time in the film would be Hawkeye (played by Mission Impossible 5 star Jeremy Renner).
Did I mention how Hawkeye and Black Widow’s (Scarlett Johansson) romance was just right for the blockbuster movie? It was not too lovey-dovey but there were enough sparks to see their passion for each other in a professional manner as top-notch S.H.I.E.L.D agents. In this very much male-dominated team cast, Scarlett Johansson somehow managed to capture our attention with her smart and slick fighting techniques. Apart from her striking resemblance with the comic book character, Johansson also showed that the Black Widow is not someone you can mess with.

Despite the absence of my favourite MARVEL charcter Wolverine, the movie surpassed my expectations without a doubt. Discard the overused unsteady shots from the scene where aliens were taking over Manhattan city plus the overly cheesy opening sequence and this movie would be a perfect ten!
Be sure to catch the AVENGERS in cinemas before it’s too late! It is not everyday that you see a movie receive a 93% rating from Rotten Tomatoes and that is really how MARVEL-lous the film was! On a last note, remember to stay through the credits!

The long-awaited film Dark Shadows was finally released in Singapore on the 10th of May, 2012. Based on the 1967 American gothic cult series, Dark Shadows, created by Dan Curtis, this film is another Tim Burton-Johnny Depp collaboration, also starring Helena Bonham Carter. Sadly though, unlike many others, Dark Shadows does not do too well.
Many fans of classic Tim Burton films might be unsettled by the time era the story is set in, the 1970s. It also differs in terms of how the story is told. When Barnabus Collin’s backstory is told at the beginning, we assume that he will be the main character, if we had not already from the placement of the characters in the promotional posters, and we believe the story will be told through his eyes. As the movie transitions to present day however, we begin to watch the plot unfold through the experiences of the new governess to the Collins children, Victoria. When Barnabus Collins gets dug up again, we return to telling the story in an objective point of view through his experiences. Victoria also disappears for a large part of the remainder of the film, and during the climax.

Barnabus Collins himself, as a character, is by no means a tragic hero. In fact, I must admit that I didn’t like him much for breaking Angelique’s heart in the first place. The failure of the main character to draw feelings from the audience is one reason why the movie as a whole, failed to impress. Why we do not sympathize enough with Barnabus is due to the fact that we do not see his character respond to the tribulations he was thrown under by the witch Angelique. We adore him, love him even for his awkwardness, but we fail to understand his pain because we are not brought deep enough into his psyche and that I feel, is the greatest fault in this film. There was no character who went on a journey and found the answer to their troubles, or an ending to their pain. There was only a vampire with a strong set of values that were emphasized time and time again in the film. It is a noble act to make a film to showcase the importance of a filial piety, but I felt that many elements that should have been present in the film to were missing. Many a time, spoken dialogue took the place of what should have been portrayed by action instead.

The climax of the movie, the fight scene between the Collins and Angelique, was nothing more than a confusing battle of strange creatures. There was a strange twist at the end that felt more like a joke thrown in for humor’s sake. Overall, the ending failed to produce any sense of Karthasis. The uplifting sense of drama and emotional spectacle that we have come to love, and unfortunately expect, from Tim Burton was present, but it came across on screen as a mere mess. I would even go as far as to say that the sex scene between Angelique and Barnabus procured more excitement from the audience that the supposed climax itself.

There were also several creative decisions made with regard to the storyline that did not work well with me.
There will be important information on the plot of Dark Shadows in the following paragraph and therefore I advise reader discretion.
I will use the murder of Helena Bonham Carter’s character, Dr. Julia Hoffman, by Barnabus Collins as an example. The murder did nothing for the plot, besides giving a reason for Angelique to hand Barnabus over to the police. Even then, she could have done it as easily with his confession regarding his killing of the construction workers. The murder of Dr. Hoffman had little to no effect on the other members of the Collins family that I would rather it had never happened at all. That being said, the character of Dr. Hoffman in the film did not come off strongly either. I trust Helena Bonham Carter’s acting skills, and therefore I will not speculate as to the cause, whether it be the script itself, or the portrayal of the character.

However, it cannot be said that this film isn’t visually stunning. It showcases the classic dark, gloomy, German Expressionist style that many have come to associate with the master director himself. The cinematography and lighting were spot on and the scene of Barnabus Collins and Victoria taking a walk by the sea is a perfect example of the strangeness yet propriety of Tim Burton’s use of the mobile camera in tracking odd movements.
The costumes, done by acclaimed costume designer Colleen Atwood, must be given special mention to. It would take a long time for an audience member to forget the necklace Barnabus wore for a large part of the film. However, one could not help but to notice how droopy Angelique’s breasts looked in the famed red dress she wore to the happening, in contrast to how they looked in the promotional posters and in her other ensembles.

The makeup in the film, specifically on Barnabus Collins, felt carelessly done to me. We are accustomed to seeing Johnny Depp’s cheeks made hollow with the use of makeup. It has been done in many Tim Burton films, including Edward Scissorhands, to give him the skeletal look that many, specifically women, have come to love. However the difference between their presence in Edward Scissorhands and Dark Shadows, is how obvious the attempted exaggeration of Johnny Depp’s features appear on screen. Even the use of hair product on his hair was painfully apparent in some shots, making it look artificial and I simply cannot pass this off as a creative decision.
As a Tim Burton fan, it does pain me terribly to write this review as Tim Burton is by no means a bad director, but one must, ironically, look at the bright side. If Tim Burton goes past the dismal Dark Shadows and goes on to make another good film, I feel that it would strengthen his position as one of the reigning directors in Hollywood. Even great directors like Stanley Kubrick had films that were by no means, critical successes. They were by no means proud of them, and neither were their fans. What I will be proud of however, is the tiny legion of Tim Burton fans who will stand by their hero even after watching this film.
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If you have been hiding under a Dark Shadow, you may find the trailer to the film here.
For over 70 years, Marvel Studios has undoubtedly produced and developed its characters with great enthusiasm and distinctiveness, of which I must say, should take pride and dignity of its work and showcases. With over 5000 characters in its library, Marvel has never failed to bring to us a complete package of ultimate superheroes, which have made it to the big screens since 1944.
The Avengers superheroes, in particular, have exhibited their spell-binding personalities on-screen for decades, some of which have relived the comic series while others brought in a brand new plot.
Take Captain America for a start. In his first appearance as a film character in the 1944 black and white film series, which comprised of 15 chapters worth of 244 minutes, the world began to anticipate the real action they have always been imagining through his collection of comics. However, the portrayal of Captain America in the series was a far cry from that. As the audience expected a real life Army Private Steve Rogers, blasting through World War II with his mighty physique against the “Axis Agents, 5th Column Sabateurs and soldiers from Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy and Imperial Japan”, what they received was a District Attorney Grant Gardner, with a .38 calibre pistol.

Nevertheless, it received a 6.7 star rating which is indeed, not bad at all. Dirk Purcell, who starred as Captain America, managed to pull it off well despite being average-sized. The role brought a whole lot of fame to him; after all, he pioneered the first visual character of Captain America. Shortly after the completion of the film, Purcell died of heart attack, due to the strain of filming Captain America, according to historian Raymond Stedman.
In 1979 came the television film version of Rod Holcomb’s Captain America, played by Red Brown.The story, yet again resembled nothing from the original comics except for the name Steve Rogers and his American-superhero apparel. Plenty of reviews claimed the film was unexpectedly entertaining, despite receiving a lower rating.

The film progressed with another sequel, Captain America II: Death Too Soon, directed by Ivan Nagy, which adapted the least of the comic plot as well and brought in the equivalent response from that of the first instalment.

Yet, Captain America did not stop here. In 1990, a new film hit the theatres, which credited the comics to a decent extent. Albert Pyun’s Captain America had a wonderful start, with Matt Salinger (Captain America) putting himself against the Nazi’s Red Skull in World War II, ending up frozen until the 1990s and waking up to a whole new mission of saving the President of America from the Red Skulls once again.

The film received a lower rating from that of the previous films, supposedly due to the awkward and abrupt jump from the past to the present.
It was not till 2011 that another Captain America film was produced, Captain America: The First Avenger, which drew a much greater scale of positive responses and of course, what was portrayed was worth a watch.

Chris Evans, who played Captain America, exemplified what the real-life comic character ultimately was and was creditably acclaimed by a large segment of the audience. Joe Johnston managed to give his audiences what they have always been waiting for – a perfect collection of visuals that made the comics, come to life.
Captain America 2 is due to hit theatres in 2014.
Iron Man, one of the many admired and adored superhero after Captain America, made his debut in 2007 as an animated character in The Invincible Iron Man, directed by Patrick Archibald, Jay Oliva and Frank D. Paur (supervising director). Mark Worden lent his vocals for Iron Man’s character.

This animated film had the least adaptation of the comic but it sure did showcase a decent display of effects for an animation.
In 2008, Iron Man: Armored Adventures was released as an animated television series which is currently at its second season. Adrian Petriw has been voicing for Iron Man since the series began and has worked with directors Philippe Guyenne from 2008 to 2009 and Stephane Juffé from 2009 to present.

Well, it was not until the release of the first live-action film of Iron Man that awed the Marvel audience.
Iron Man theoretically made his first live-action debut in Jon Favreau’s 2008 film of the same name, Iron Man, and the man behind the mask is none other than the charming and charismatic Robert Downey Jr.

One of the best adaptations of the Marvel comics, this film scored a whooping 86.5% of ratings on average, with over 250 reviews on multiple film sites such as Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic. Creditably acclaimed for its superb special effects and cinematography, Iron Man ‘marvelized’ our comic characters and made them more believable. A perfect superhero adventure, I’d say.
Following the huge success of the first instalment, it is not to our surprise that a second instalment of Iron Man made its way to the big screens within two years. Favreau produced yet another fantastic superhero film, Iron Man 2, with Downey living up to his title through another Marvel adventure. Of course it couldn’t have been as great as how Iron man was seen previously but with a sequel as such, comprising of an action-packed, effects-laden climax, Iron Man 2 maintained the image and identity of what a Marvel movie can ever portray.

Accompanying its huge success at the box office, the film won the Hollywood Film Award for the best Visual Effects of the year as well as the People’s Choice Award for Best Action Movie. Apart from that, Iron Man 2 was also nominated for several other awards such as Best Special Effects at the 37th Saturn Awards and Favourite Action Star (Robert Downey Jr.) at the People’s Choice Awards.
Iron Man is still short of one sequel to complete the trilogy as planned with Downey still upholding the title of the film. However, it would be Shane Black this time directing the third instalment, which is due mid 2013.
Hulk, like Captain America, was first seen on screen in two stand-alone movies, The Incredible Hulk and The Return of the Incredible Hulk (also known as The Incredible Hulk: Death in the Family), in 1977.

These films were directed by Kenneth Johnson and Alan J. Levi, respectively. They were then re-edited into one-hour episodes to fit into the television series of the name The Incredible Hulk, which was aired in 1978 onwards, expanding to five seasons over the period of five years with a team of 17 directors.

After which, Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno reprised their roles from the previous TV series in three television movies: The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988); The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989); The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990). All of which received acceptable audience responses and average ratings, which was not of a bad start after all.
In 2003, a new Hulk movie emerged in the cinemas with Eric Bana taking on the role of the incredible Hulk.

Although Ang Lee’s Hulk received average ratings, viewers were pretty satisfied with what was portrayed, with some claiming to be the best adaptation of the comics so far with its brilliant cinematography, art direction and special effects.
In 2008, another Hulk film landed in the theatres. Louis Leterrier directed the film and Edward Nortan was brought in as our new green superhero. The Incredible Hulk (2008) seemed to be more successful than the films before with an above average rating of 7.

This film seemed to be a mixture of what was shown in the previous films, more of which derived from the Ultimate Universe. It was well sought after, compared to the 2003 release.
In 2009, an animated film was released, called Hulk Vs., in which Thor and Wolverine made their appearances as well. The film was a combination of Hulk vs Thor, directed by Sam Liu, and Hulk vs Wolverine, directed by Frank Paur, neatly put together to bring to us a complete package of multiple superhero action, which was indeed, worth a watch. Fred Tatasciore lent his vocal talents to Hulk, Steve Blum’s to Wolverine and Matthew Wolf’s to Thor.


A year later, another animated film was released, Planet Hulk which unfortunately did not garner as much popularity under Sam Liu’s direction, as compared to the previous film. (Rick D. Wasserman voiced for Hulk.)

Mixed reviews revealed the film being one of the best Hulk animation movies while some claimed the film could have done more.
Thor made his first debut as an animated character in Hulk Vs. and in 2011, he reappeared in another animated film directed by Sam Liu, Thor: Tales Of Asgard, which was Marvel Animation’s eighth film in a series of its animated films. Matthew Wolf voiced for Thor once again, in this film alongside Loki, voiced by Rick Gomez.

The animation seemed to be a kid’s film, which many Marvel fans in general may not enjoy since the characters were depicted merely in their younger years.
Thor, then appeared in a live-action move in the same year. With Kenneth Branagh’s excellent direction, Thor (2011) made big money at the box office and Chris Hemsworth nailed the first live appearance of Thor on the big screen.

Although the storyline was appealing to several audiences, some claimed the film had very little to excite. Nevertheless, Thor 2011 won the awards for Best Male Newcomer (Tom Hiddleston – Loki) and Best Science Fiction/Fantasy at the Empire Awards 2012.
No doubt, with the great success this film achieved, a new instalment will be hitting the theatres in 2013.
Black Widow, one of Marvel’s sexiest and stunning female superhero may not have had any solo movies of her own but her portrayal in her supporting roles in a number of films was, nevertheless, a worthwhile watch. Of course, her confident and sexy demeanour in her roles exemplified what a female Marvel superhero could possibly be.
In 2006, Black Widow appeared in the first animation edition of the Ultimate Avengers, which also starred the other Marvel superheroes like Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Hulk and Nick Fury to name a few. She was voiced by Olivia d’Abo.

This film was claimed to be a combination of the stories from the Ultimates and the old school Avengers. Brilliant story, action and suspense, the film was one complete pack of ‘Marvel-ous’ entertainment for superhero enthusiasts. In the same year, the second edition was released, Ultimate Avengers II which brought it almost the same response as the previous film.

Black Widow made her first live-action appearance in Iron Man 2 (2009), as an undercover spy for S.H.I.E.L.D. Of course, it was impossible not to notice the sensual red-haired Scarlett Johansson in her seductively armoured suit.

In 2010, Black Widow appeared in The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, an animated TV series in five episodes so far, voiced by Vanessa Marshall. The film also comprised of the many other Avengers superheroes as well, such as Iron Man, Captain America and Hawkeye.

The series, portraying the old and new Marvel universe as one, is on its second season and has so far been rocking the TV sets in every home!
And there is good news! Black Widow gained much popularity from most of her films, pushing producers into the idea of a solo film for The Black Widow although no details of the film’s release has been confirmed.
Hawkeye appeared in a 1966 animated TV series entitled The Marvel Super Heroes, which included yet again our prominent superheroes: Captain America, Hulk, Thor and Iron Man, to name a few.

In 2008, Hawkeye appeared Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, an animation film which also starred Iron Man, Thor and Hulk. The film had the least to do with the comics but a much interesting storyline, keeping the younger audience entertained most of the time.

After appearing in The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Hawkeye appeared in Thor’s live-action movie in 2011 in a cameo role as a spy for S.H.I.E.L.D. which was portrayed by Jeremy Renner.

Loki also appeared in The Marvel Superheroes, one of the minor roles equivalent to Hawkeye’s. After which he also appeared in the Hulk Vs. Thor portion of the full Hulk Vs. animated film in 2009. In 2011, Loki made his appearance in Thor: Tales of the Asgard alongside Thor.
Nick Fury appeared first in his solo film, Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998), starred by David Hasselhoff. Despite the fact that the film received below average ratings, it was an acceptable film throughout.

Much of the excitement derived from its sub-characters, leaving Nick overlooked several times. It could have been better, as supposed. Nick reappeared in Iron Man’s first instalment of the trilogy in 2008. This time, he was portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel continued to star for Nick in the second Iron Man instalment in 2010 as well as Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger in 2011.

Nevertheless, Nick could get another chance to shine on screen as news of a Nick Fury film have been reported. The film is still short of a confirmed release date.

Very well, our Avenger superheroes have wondrously portrayed themselves on-screen for many years and will never stop surprising us as new films emerge as the years go by. Kudos to Marvel Studious for bringing to us an amazing array of kick-ass films. We will never be tired of its ever-lasting enthusiasm for our mighty superheroes!
The Avengers 2012, comprising of all the superheroes here, is currently being screened in the cinemas. Check out our Avengers review!
The genre of this movie is drama, horror and thriller and it comes with a rating of PG-13. This movie caught me by surprise because I was clueless that it was a horror movie until it started! Based on the looks of the movie poster I initially got the idea that it was just another thriller movie. Though the movie was not especially scary there were some scenes that kept me on the edge of my seat.

Daniel Radcliffe has grown out of his highly famed “Harry Potter” character and plays the lead role as a young lawyer and a matured father. He travels to a remote village where he discovers the vengeful ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals. Will he be able to solve the mystery and stop the woman in black? You will have to watch the movie to find out for yourself.
But overall I felt this movie had different style than the usual “horror” movies, which often gets lost in all the blood and gore. I am glad that finally there is a movie with a different kind angle to horror. But the movie was slightly disappointing as I expected more scenes to scare the hell out of the audience but the peak horror scenes always died off with no excitement. Despite all that justice was made to the old-fashioned 1907 setting the movie adapted right from the haunted mansion to the cast’s wardrobe choices. The ending has to be my personal favorite; it had a special twist touch to the movie.

Directed by James Watkins; written by Jane Goldman, based on the novel by Susan Hill; director of photography, Tim Maurice-Jones; edited by Jon Harris; music by Marco Beltrami; production design by Kave Quinn; costumes by Keith Madden; produced by Richard Jackson, Simon Oakes and Brian Oliver; released by CBS Films.
Running time: 1 hour 35 minutes.
Cast: Daniel Radcliffe (Arthur Kipps), Ciaran Hinds (Samuel Daily), Janet McTeer (Mrs. Daily), Shaun Dooley (Fisher) and Liz White (Jennet Humfrye).
Rating: 3/5

“Falling is the best part.” ~ FDR Foster, “This Means War”
You may either fall for this light-hearted romantic comedy or think that it falls short of expectations.
Directed by McG, the movie is a love triangle and an undercover spy story that revolves around 2 CIA partners and life-long best friends FDR Foster (Chris Pine) and Tuck Henson (Tom Hardy), who have set their eyes on Lauren Scott (Reese Witherspoon), and they enter a war of love, trying to tug at her heartstrings. Ambitious career woman Lauren, finds herself torn between the suave American, blue-eyed FDR and the sweet, British gentleman Tuck, and to decide on the right man, she dates the gentlemen simultaneously. From having fun at a paintball shooting arena with Tuck, to an extravagant gift painting of Lauren’s favorite artist from FDR, your funny bone will be tickled and the hearts of girls will melt as the agents display their caring and also tough side while they take out the bad guys. However, power in authorities and privacy are breached as the agents make use of CIA resources to spy on each others’ advances towards Lauren.

Rated PG-13, this movie may seem to be a simple action and romantic comedy but the underlying values portrayed made me sit up straight in my chair.
Supposedly as best buddies, FDR and Tuck made a gentlemen’s agreement that,
1. They will definitely not let this rivalry for Lauren’s heart; get in the way of their friendship.
2. No physical contact with Lauren until she has made up her mind.
3. No spying on each other and to have trust in their friendship.
But this agreement was forgone when one could not bear the intense curiosity while the other is out with Lauren, and both stepped in by planting bugs, and deploying surveillance teams, claiming that the situation called for a red alert. Does this mean that all that “I’ve got your back covered” and “I’ll take a bullet for you” talk gets thrown out of the window the moment a woman comes into the picture? It’s equivalent to saying that you can’t even trust your best friend. Well, at least where a woman is concerned… And where does this leave us? In a constant state of wariness and fear.
On the other hand, there’s also the breach of privacy and the misuse of authority. With power comes responsibility. These two men, unlike when out on a CIA assigned mission, acted like insecure teenagers due to the lack of trust in each other. To satisfy their curiosity, they crossed boundaries by invading Lauren’s privacy without her knowledge. Isn’t it a wonder that they weren’t kicked out of CIA after violation of protocol?

Sure, Lauren had to go on dates with the guys to know them better and to help in her decision-making. However, when her close friend, Trish (Chelsea Handler), suggested that Lauren sleeps with them and the best in bed should be her ultimate choice, it got me worrying about the impact it may have on teens. Comparing the open culture in America to Singapore’s conservative but fast-learning society, teens may start to think and eventually consider that having sex is part of dating and it can help to decide whether the person is right for you. With voyeuristic undertones injected for humor, I also cringe at the thought that teens may actually start creating a mental list of what-to-do and what-to-say on a date, another worrisome thought when I think about my future dating prospects…

To top it all, as Lauren frets over which guy to pick, FDR and Tuck can be seen punching each other’s faces in. And after releasing their anger in this physical combat, slight tension is released and they worked together to save Lauren from the evil clutches of the nemesis. The question I want to raise is whether it is necessary to beat the life out of each other to release tension? Isn’t it a subtle implication that violence can be a solution? Action sure seems to speak louder than words since the agents could only have a decent conversation after the fight.
Although it was neither a nail-biting nor heart-gripping movie that will have you on the edge of your chair, nonetheless, “This Means War” makes as good frothy entertainment for those on a date and can even help one get over the stress and worries of a day if, you take everything on the surface.
The last day of the third annual Singapore Short Film Awards showcased a large collection of films with its own variety as it delivered the best of the films and the worst.
Triple X
Triple X depicts a man’s search for certain speciality titles in a DVD store. With decent cinematography and story, Triple X was a relatively satisfying start to the day’s screening.
Someday My Prince Will Come
A non-dialogue film of 5 minutes, Someday My Prince Will Come revolves around just dolls as they emphasise on the fact that ‘Good things come to those who wait.’
An interesting filmmaking technique, though it may be difficult to apprehend at the start, the film was a marvellous attempt in terms of its originality.
Tape/Record
The film is about a girl who is immersed in a video footage depicting her own perfect life, which in the end turned out to be a schizophrenic teenager entangled between her imagination and reality. The story was not extraordinary but nevertheless, the title and the film’s editing complimented each other.
Eagles
A small tribute to the skaters out there, Eagles is a documentary entailing the pride and joy of being a skater.
Though it lacked that certain aspect of turning this documentary into a more interesting watch, what was displayed was pretty much entertaining to the eyes and yes, the intent of the filmmaker is achieved
Threads
A heart-warming story of a mother and her daughter, Threads is one of those films filled with emotions and solemn.
No doubt, the purpose of the film was visible and brilliantly fulfilled, as the intent of the filmmaker was achieved. The story was a unique take on relationships but the intent is common. Think about the many other films of the same genre having a similar purpose? It is highly impossible not to name a few.
What About Farquar?
What about Farquar is a short documentary on how the first man on colonial Singapore of the past was not given proper recognition in the present.
It made total sense of such a film where history is concerned but what was portrayed was not convincing enough nor did it make sense at certain areas for it to be good enough for a film. There were some tinge of humour here and there but the actual intent was not clearly shown.
The Thief and The Wise Man
A meaningful approach towards emphasising the beliefs of Islam, The Thief and The Wise Man is a reflection of the wise words of the Koran, underlining the factor of a wise human in life.
Notably a film from which one can gain some Islamic values, the film managed to captivate the audience attention as they were set to think whether the male lead would intend to do what he intended to or back out in the name of Allah. The art direction in this film was appropriate enough till an unimpressive storybook cover was shown. It, unfortunetly, reflected the lack of professionalism from the art director.
What’s Your Choice
This is a film of a crippled man as he strives to earn a living through distributing pamphlets in Orchard.
Interesting editing techniques were displayed in the film though it may look cheesy to some. Nevertheless, the intent of the filmmaker was obvious as he makes an effort to voice for those who feel degraded or useless because of their disabilities.
Twelve Noon
Something different I have watched so far, Twelve Noon explodes the moment on just one simple story and character.
Impressively thought, with appropriate cinematography and brilliant editing, Twelve Noon was indeed a film of its kind where every character’s view was portrayed effectively during the same period of time where the event is occurring. Great thinking by the director, indeed.
Underwater
A music video of a fish trapped in a girl’s body, Underwater is a refreshing experience from the whole event so far as this was the only music video depicting a story.
Excellent art direction in this field, topped with brilliant cinematography, Underwater managed to capture most of the audience attention and of course, the music did its fair share.
Vinyl
An interesting documentary on the choices people make between CDs and vinyl records, Vinyl probably went too far and thus, made it seem draggy.
Without doubt, this documentary was captivating as not many are in the know of vinyl records in present day nor have been exposed to the opinions music lovers have for vinyl, as far as I am concerned. What was expected, was expected, what was knowledgeable was grasped well, but towards the end when audiences felt it was going to be an appropriate ending, the film carried on. It became draggy, with too much unnecessary information at the end. Yet, it was a great attempt at bringing back the past to the present.
To The Summer in Our Hearts
This film is a memorable refresher of the carefree days when playing in the playground was every child’s daily routine.
With different shots of the playground at different angles plus a few voiceovers of the locals as they share their thoughts on their childhood days, To The Summer In Our Hearts seemed a decent attempt in reliving the past in the present. Though this documentary was only scratching the surface, what was shown was pretty relatable.
Big Bio
A creative attempt on Claymation, Big Bio was one of the interesting yet unique films of the night. Although it was difficult to understand what the film was portraying, it was a beautifully artistic display of thoughts, ideas and imagination through the eyes of a futuristic scientist.
Ubin
A short documentary portraying the current state of Ubin, this film is a form of realisation for all of us as we see the natural landscape of Ubin being threatened by the acts of modernisation.
With visuals of the Ubin landscape exposing its current appalling state and shots of the natives in between, this film could pass for any documentary channel if it went more in depth into the cultural, aesthetic and historical aspects of the island.
Nevertheless, the intent of the filmmaker was obvious and it was indeed a great attempt to kick start a thought like this.
The Wedding Avenger
As a bride attempts to escape her post wedding commitments, she brings herself to play an arcade game revolving around the doubts in her heart.
With appropriate use of after effects, topped with well-suited art direction, this film may have achieved its purpose, the ultimate intent of the filmmaker. However, it seemed a little vague at some areas but nevertheless, it was an entertaining film and audiences had a good few laughs at certain points of the film.
When I Grow Up
A compilation of footages by a mother of her two year old baby boy, When I Grow Up made this film a pointless screening that evening.
Of course, her baby was adorable, which kept the audiences enthralled and no doubt the footages did link to the title, it unfortunately made no sense for the film to be screened at such an event. Nevertheless, I see great potential for the young star in the acting industry in the future.
Warmth on a Liang Day
A short documentary of an ice cream seller uncle ‘Liang’, this is one of those films enlightening audiences on the unseen Singapore.
Ice cream sellers have spread themselves countrywide surviving on their bite-sized earnings each day as they strive for a joy-filled life. Liang, in this film, positions his ice cream shop at different parts of Singapore each day, is unfortunately a victim of unexpected weathers, yet, never leaves his humility for the other Singaporeans who are, in one way or another, in the same boat as him.
Neatly put in place for a documentary as such, with ordinary cinematography and direction, Warmth on a Liang Day is an eye opener for those who think Singapore is a land of the riches.
Zuo Kang Lang
A film exposing the boring workaholic life of an average Singaporean, this film itself turned out to be a bore.
With a countless number of repeated scenes of the same locations with the same direction, it made the film rather dry and pointless. Moreover, with no background music or sounds for almost the whole film, leaving the first and last 5 minutes of the film, questioned the purpose of the film. Was it intentional or was it a technical glitch?
Xiang Yen
A mother and daughter smoke away as they converse in an unlikely conversation of the late husband/father’s smoking habit.
Xiang Yen’s story was based on the dialogues of the two females, making it, though purposeful, lack in its credibility. This would have been achieved if a few shots of the husband/father were shown, either smoking or lying in his deathbed.
All in all, great work in terms of cinematography and art direction, especially the last shot of the cigarette burning on the ashtray.
Bandh
A film of the bond between a motorcycle and its owner, Bandh is an intriguing film, especially for first time watchers.
Bandh displayed great cinematography from the motorcycle’s angle itself and it made it seem less obvious that the story was told from the motorcycle’s point of view. Interesting story, yet simple with a purpose, Bandh was a pretty titillating watch.
Redline
A film about racing, blood, gambling, betrayal and honour, Redline could have done better if it was told in more than 19 minutes. The film had a thrilling story, with an interesting plot and not forgetting the cinematography and art direction especially when the main subjects of the frames were car(s). Brilliantly written but it felt a little rushed, especially when the climax unfolded. The storyline could have been elaborated on, keeping the suspense hanging and thus making the film more intriguing. Nevertheless, what was shown in the 19-minute film was worth a praise.
This Is Love
A short dedication from a son to his grandfather as he shows his inseparable relationship on screen, This Is Love was, as a matter of fact, a typical family love film.
However, the filmmaker is only 7 years old and for a young boy like him directing the film and the way the sequence of events was put in place, I must say, it was an impressive start.
Two Fingers Imitating Legs Walking
This 9 minute long film depicted a man’s love life, from the day it bloomed till it started to wilt. Told in a narrative format, Two Fingers Imitating Legs Walking seemed pretty much of a blogger filming his own love life out of his own blog.
The cinematography was unusual of course, not like any other films shown, but then again, the story line lacked its depth, which could have been improved on to make the entire film worth watching.
3 Days Grace
3 Days Grace is an inspiring story on a father and son relationship once again, as the son takes care of his elderly father before shifting him into a Home. Well-written and a little different from every other father and son short film seen so far, this film was a pretty interesting watch.
Yet again, as far as what I have seen, father and son relationships have taken up most of the film stories, and with that is a sad, emotional catch. Let’s start thinking beyond this.
64
This film is about a boy who is an excellent chess player, or he think he is.
The story line seemed to entangle my thoughts, as I was unsure of what was really going on but what awed me was the cinematography and art direction displayed. There was this feeling of suspense and mystery waiting to be unfolded and this was successfully portrayed using proper shots, sequences and appropriate usage of props and costumes. The lighting, as a matter of fact, assisted in creating the desired ambience as well.
Hunting Tale
Hunting Tale was a film that was difficult to apprehend from the start. From the shot of a young girl with a soft toy to a grown up girl with tattoos, and off she goes to a young lady’s house where, if I’m not mistaken, they talk about her father. If shots of the girl’s parents were included, the film could have made more sense to the audience.
Wherever You Will Be
A man looks back into his childhood days for the one he lost years back; Wherever You Will Be seemed an ordinary film with an ordinary story yet again. The story, in my opinion, could have developed even further to make it more realistic and of course, the pronunciation of the language used should be accurate, as someone from the audience had pointed out.
Chasing Sunset
Chasing Sunset depicts a girl’s struggle as she tries to maintain a long distance relationship.
Interesting cinematography displayed and beautiful art direction at certain areas; Chasing Sunset would have been more believable if not for the ending shown. From the beginning of the film, there was a sense of direction and it made the film look good in a way, although it may not be the best story. However, the ending was a little vague or if it was the intent of the filmmaker to leave it vague, then probably there should be an actual reason behind it. However, how it seems to be is pretty unexpected and the audiences could have expected a more logical end to it.
Roommates
By far the most entertaining film of the day, Roommates was a perfect ending to the night’s and the week’s screening.
Amazingly written, Roommates was a film I have never had imagined to come across before. Complimenting on the brilliant work on the cinematography and art direction in particular, this film is worth a thousand praises. Every point in this film was filled with an eerie suspense and audience were forced to think something is definitely going to scare them, well for me at least.
The art direction was perfect and what was shown was convincing and the story seemed original as well. Great job, I’d say.
Day 6 of the Singapore Short Film Awards took place on a rainy Saturday and played host to the largest number of films screened in a day thus far. As usual, some disappointed, but there were more than a few that left the audience in awe.
My Name is Sam
A touching film in a Singaporean context about a boy who is being taken care by his grandmother who does not want him, My Name is Sam was well shot and presented on screen.
However, it can be said that My Name is Sam did not come across as strongly as a film with its storyline and subject matter had the potential to.
Kopi Old Times
Kopi Old Times is a well-intentioned documentary about the coffeeshops in Singapore. It addresses the age old question that Singaporeans are faced with on a daily basis: Tradition or Modernity?
In a land where change is imminent, nothing represents our past as effectively as a simple cup of coffee enjoyed at a hawker centre does. The most obvious problem with this film’s cinematography is there being far too many camera movements during the interviews, which audience members found unnecessary. The narration in this film had no obvious slip-ups and provided good company to the visuals on screen. Kopi Old Times, to say the least, is a film that held great meaning.
The Last Train
A documentary about the Tnjong Pagar Railway Station on it’s final days of operation, told through interviews with the people who havehave lived and worked there.
The documentary was comphrehensive, touching on the problems arising from the closure of the railway and capturing the ambience of the place. However it did drag at some points. The Last Train included footage of the Tanjong Pagar Railway Station’s last day of operation which I found to make it particularly valuable, not just as a film but as a National Archive.
The Last Train is a film that summed up a small part of Singapore’s history, and though it cannot be said that this film is a masterpiece, visually, it has captured a part of Singapore beautifully.
Lost in Paradise
Featuring stunning cutaways accompanied by the thoughts of one man as he goes through a struggle faced by all artists, Lost in Paradise is a tale of one’s expectations versus his reality.
With a script that was both believable and authentic to its context, Lost in Paradise set itself apart from many other films with it’s setting, in New York City. The film had a storyline that was relatable to anyone who has sought out to pursue his or her dreams. Lost in Paradise was beautifully shot, with the scenes on the cliff being both breathtaking and symbolic, to show the author’s loneliness as he gives up everything for his art.
Mannequeins
Mannaquins is a psychadelic music video, one of the few music videos to be screened at the Singapore Short Films Award screenings.
Dark and depressing, Mannaquins was visually compelling. It was well edited, with a clear concept and commendable art direction. However, the film felt like nothing more than an expression of rage, and a classic metal music video. One could not help but to wonder if the author of the film felt the need for the story to be relatable to an audience.
Let Fly
Let Fly is a tale about one boy’s dreams to become a pilot, and his inaility to make them come true due to his father wanting him to carry on the family business and his mother having died in a plane crash.
Depressing storyline with a lack of katharsis aside, Let Fly featured awkward acting as well as background narration. Let Fly gained my favour with its above average art direction, but lost it with its use of amateur symbolism. The opening sequence of this film didn’t have much ot do with the rest of the story either, serving only to show the filmmaker’s ability to procure vintage films of aeroplanes.
Let Fly simply is a classic bad Singaporean short film, one that aims to sadden its audience for no apparent reason.
Pointework
Pointework is an artistic film detailing the difficulties of a long-distance relationship, through the eyes of a man and a woman, artists in their own right, as they struggle to keep their relationship and their art alive.
Though well-shot with beautiful cinematography and above-average art design, the film itself was poorly contructed. It featured a lead female character that the audience found diffficult to empathise with due to poor acting and a lack of dimension to the character. Opposite her is a man who only ever wears his chef uniform, until the end of the film.
Pointework was confusing at some points. Towards the end of the film, one could not help but to wonder, what was its point?
Made Up
A film from the vaults of Ngee Ann’s School of Film and Media Studies, Made Up is a tale of beauty and beauty lost.
The film relied heavily on symbolism, with there being no dialogue at all. The art direction was intricately done and commendable as it led to the film being visually compelling on screen. If only the the exit sign had been hidden from view at the beginning of this film, Made Up would have been perfect.
Play Pretend
Play Pretend is a flm that touches on meterosexuality in a Singaporean context. Well shot, with powerful acting by Nat Ho, Play Pretend addresses the typical Singaporean man’s need to be seen as masculine.
The vignette feel to the memories helped seperate the past from the present and quell any audience confusion as the film kept switching between times. The film itself was beautifully shot. Coupled with the controversial, yet relatable storyline, Play Pretend struck a chord with its audience.
One Sunny Morning
One Sunny Morning is a film that touches on the concept of homosexuality. Stunningly shot, One Sunny Morning is a tale of forbidden love and the struggles of two men as they fight to come to terms with themselves.
This is a film that will bring hope to its audience, and one that represents its subject matter well.
Ordinary
Ordinary is a well-intentioned film that is as simple as it is powerful. The film tells about a day in the life of a toilet cleaner, a film that everyone in the theatre could relate to, for we all have seen and met toilet cleaners.
Well-shot and put together, with believable acting, Ordinary is a moving film that will inspire the worst of us to do a good deed.
Now Therefore
One of the few music videos to be screened at the 3rd Singapore Short Film Awards, Now Therefore tells a story about a man escaping the world to seek out what he believes in.
Now Therefore featured some amazing shots in scenic locations. It had convincing performances by both the band and the actor. Well-edited and put together with good music and an interesing concept, Now Therefore set itself apart from many other angst-driven metal music videos.
Playback
Playback is a classic story of someone finding something after it had been hidden away for a long time, that transports them back to their past, in particular, their childhood.
Playback was beautifully shot and had a concept that was short and simple, yet effective. Featuring no dialogue at all, it told its story through the well-delivered performances by its actors. Delivering a heartwarming story in a Singaporean context, with art direction that served its purpose well and made the film believable, it is hard to understand why Playback was not one of the nominees for an award.
Qi Qi
It can be said that Qi Qi make little to no sense. Though the storyline was clear, the audience simply did not understand the point of the film. Some shots lasted for far too long, and the low lighting , as well as unclear voiceovers made this an uncomfortable film to both watch and hear.
Qi Qi featured symbolism that came across as being too literal. The film itself was draggy. It was impossible to empathise with the lead female character, for she lacked dimension. As a whole, the film could no be said to be more than one authored by an amateur filmmaker.
Project Marionette
Featuring 3D animation that was well-developed, Project Marionette was visually interesting and compalling. However, the story overall failed to be either moving or powerful. To add insult to injury, the concept itself could also hardly be deemed as original.
Birthday cake
Birthday cake is an abstract film consisting of nothing but shots of a birthday cake and the candles perched on top of it.
Though the concept was highly intruiging, Birthday Cake was grainy and suffered poor quality on screen. However, this did not take away from the film being interesting and symbolic. Birthday Cake fulfilled its purpose as a blank book the audience could fill up with their own conclusions about the film.
The Red Veil
The Red Veil is a Tamil language film set in India.
The Art Direction in The Red Veil was intericately done, making for a visually compelling film. Though The Red Veil had a storyline that could have come across as both moving and powerful, it simply did not come across as strongly on screen as it could have.
With its stunning cinematography, it can be said that the Red Veil looked much better than it sounded. The dialogue was delivered awkwardly, not helped by the fact that most of the character’s were not shown talking.
The Red Veil is a film that had the potential to do well, but which simply didn’t.
Redemption
The text shown at the beginning of Redemption stated that it was filmed on an iPhone 4 care. As someone judging this film, I must say that shooting a film on an iPhone 4 camera is nothing to be proud about unless the film was well shot, which cannot be said about Redemption.
Poorly edited with far too many effects and transitions, this film featured a story that was neither properly developed, nor well-intentioned. At the end, all this film did was to highlight the dangers of the mentally-ill and stereotype the mentally-ill as dangerous. Redemption was highly degrading, making it a film unfit to be redeemed.
Quiescence
Quiescence is a film about a malay woman and her struggles.
The film was well shot and came across beautifully on screen. However, both the storyline and the main character felt one dimensional, and as such it was difficult for the audience for empathise with this film, or have much to say about it.
Spycat and the Paper Chase
A papercut animation, Spycat and the Paper chase was as funny as its visuals were well-developed.
Though the concept couldn’t be said as being entirely original (Villian steals every known item of a specific kind in the world propting Hero to chase him down and take him down), the story and script were both well-developed and convincing.
Remembering Ubin
A well-intentioned film, Remembering Ubin captured the beauty and essence of one of Singapore’s offshore islands, which now lies forgotton.
The stunning time-lapses at the opening credits were enough to draw the audience into the film, which proved itself to be as moving as it was visually compelling.
The film told the story of the island through the eyes of its inhabitants, people who have lived and worked there since their youth. Remembering Ubin can be treated as a National Archive. It served its purpose, its purpose being to remind the young of a land their ancestors once lived in and that should never be lost to the ages.
Geram
Geram was well-shot with a script that was properly developed and convincing. It told the story of an unhappy wife trying to mend the gap between her and her husband, only to find out that the reason she had been searching for is entirely trivial.
Meaning, “angry” in malay, Geram was filmed in beautiful locations, making for good art direction and a film that was easy on the eyes. It touched a subject close to the hearts of many Singaporeans, the love of soccer. A relatable script with visually interesting shots, Geram set the standard for a classic, simple yet effective, Singaporean short film.
Steng
Steng is an 8-minute short film featuring a never-ending cigarette and the hopes and struggles of three young National Service men.
Peppered with a vulgarities, Hokkien and English alike, Steng had a script that was both convincing and well-developed. The film’s most important asset was its script in fact, due to the film being mostly dialogue with little to no action.
The art direction was well done and on-screen, the night scenes did were both well-lit and free of noise. Many shots however, were out of focus and there were more than a few continuity errors, specifically in the length of the cigarette.
The film Remember was not screened due to technical problem.
Strangers
Strangers is a film touching on the topic of lesbianism in the context of a conservative Singaporean home.
Well-shot, with good quality on screen Strangers featured strong and believable acting by its cast. The house and the characters were convincing, partly due to the splendid art direction. The film showed as much, or probably much more than it told, making for a commendable effort. Strangers also featured a powerful subject matter that was controversial, enabling the audience to empathise with the film and its characters.